All are welcome to join in on the fun. This is my gift to you, whoever might be reading this.
Goober-heads who are Outrageously Perverted
To Lobbyists ‘n bankers, the Economy you subletted
And we Progressives are supposedly soft-headed?
Hey, GOP, there’s lots you don’t understand
Before you bash Barack, why don’t you craft your own plan?
Remember thirty years of forced deregulation?
You Conservatives brought to its knees the whole damned nation
Basically, anyone who wasn’t born into a rich station,
Had to watch while their 401Ks—their pensions—caved in
Michael Steele, get your s*** together!
Just ‘cause you’re black, we gotta like you better?
Feels like you Republicans've been around forever
To Lobbyists ‘n bankers, the Economy you subletted
And we Progressives are supposedly soft-headed?
Hey, GOP, there’s lots you don’t understand
Before you bash Barack, why don’t you craft your own plan?
Remember thirty years of forced deregulation?
You Conservatives brought to its knees the whole damned nation
Basically, anyone who wasn’t born into a rich station,
Had to watch while their 401Ks—their pensions—caved in
Michael Steele, get your s*** together!
Just ‘cause you’re black, we gotta like you better?
Feels like you Republicans've been around forever
Why don’t you all piss off and come back never?
How could I not mention the Demon-Man, Limbaugh
C’mon, he can’t help his head’s filled with straw
Maybe, someday, the crevice where his heart was will thaw
Or, one day, against violent hate-speech, they’ll pass a law
Until then, I can only listen on in awe
As that foul-mouthed blowfish spews ooze from his maw
We almost elected Johnny Mac (with Cindy, his Stepford Wife)
“The fundamentals of the Economy are strong,”
Someone gouge out my eardrums with a knife!
While everyone else can’t eat and put their kids through college
Born rich, he’ll die rich, in a seven-house life of privilege
Sarah Palin, twenty-twelve, give me a break!
That Lady Moose/Wolf-Killer,
Who doesn’t know what magz she reads and speaks in filler,
I’d rather have my ass (both cheeks) get bit by a snake
At least “John Wayne” McCain’ll be pushing seventy-six
But, in terms of Republican candidates, there’ll always be plenty of Dicks
Julian R. Traas
How could I not mention the Demon-Man, Limbaugh
C’mon, he can’t help his head’s filled with straw
Maybe, someday, the crevice where his heart was will thaw
Or, one day, against violent hate-speech, they’ll pass a law
Until then, I can only listen on in awe
As that foul-mouthed blowfish spews ooze from his maw
We almost elected Johnny Mac (with Cindy, his Stepford Wife)
“The fundamentals of the Economy are strong,”
Someone gouge out my eardrums with a knife!
While everyone else can’t eat and put their kids through college
Born rich, he’ll die rich, in a seven-house life of privilege
Sarah Palin, twenty-twelve, give me a break!
That Lady Moose/Wolf-Killer,
Who doesn’t know what magz she reads and speaks in filler,
I’d rather have my ass (both cheeks) get bit by a snake
At least “John Wayne” McCain’ll be pushing seventy-six
But, in terms of Republican candidates, there’ll always be plenty of Dicks
Julian R. Traas
23rd of March, 2009
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